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Sunday, August 13, 2006

Patent Pending

Asalam alaykum wa rahmatullahi wa barakahtuh


The following words were invented by me;


From the Arabic root ha-ja-ba ( to cover a hot womans head) and the greek phille (lover). Meaning one who loves hijab clad women.

I'm not really a hijabiphile but that perve in the isoc he's a hijabiphile for sure.

I lied I am a hijabiphile.

He used to drink and party but once he left university the hypocritical bastard became 'religous' now he's a hijabiphile.


From the Latin Pussimos (One who lacks balls hence resembles a female) and the Arabic Muslim (One who submits). Meaning a person atleast superficially a Muslim who lacks the will and/or courage to speak or act out against injustices.

That loser won't stop calling me, how do I tell the Puslim I'm not interested.

Ahmed learnt through observation and experience that Puslims get the hot chicks.

I'm going to shoot up this joint and shoot every Puslim I see. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...MUHAHAHAHAHA.

Let it be known that as of 3.31 am BST on 13/08/2006 I am the sole owner of the patent to the aforementioned terms.

If I achieve nothing else in life let these 2 words be my sole legacy.

In the event of my demise my nearest kin will own the aforementioned patent.

As a charitable Muslim I herebye give consent for the aforementioned terms to be used in the public domain with out prior consent provided claims conflicting with this document are not made.

Asalam Alaykum.


  • At 4:07 AM, Anonymous zehra said…


  • At 4:16 AM, Blogger Shafik said…

    Man that was fast.

    And thanks :D

  • At 12:45 PM, Anonymous ... said…

    you should put those up on urbandick

  • At 6:54 PM, Blogger Zehra said…

    wuslim: a nicer way of saying puslim

  • At 12:09 AM, Blogger Shafik said…

    From the latin wuslim meaning one who is a wuss......hmmmmmmm....i'm sorry slime wouldn't work.

    Wuslim's the type of word a puslim would use..



  • At 12:19 AM, Blogger Yassir Roshbayani said…

    Witness Number 1: Yassir Roshbayani

    "Do you swear to defend the Constitution of Shafiq Libre against all its enemies, domestic or foreign?"

    Yassir Roshbayani: "I, Yassir Roshbayani, do solemnly and sincerely affirm that this is my name and handwriting, and that the contents of this my affidavit are true. I swear by Almighty God that i will be a true and honest witness, and will be available when called upon as a witness. I swear by Almighty God and as I shall answer to God at the Great Day of Judgement".

    Signed (print):
    Y. A. S. Roshbayani

  • At 3:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    jazakallah for the dua, Shafik

  • At 5:46 PM, Anonymous k said…

    you forgot 'hoejabi'...
    simple but self-explanatory...

  • At 12:55 AM, Blogger Pink said…

    yeah... there r too many hijabiphiles about. sickos.

    anyway, all the best wt the upcoming academic yr - it feels SO good not to be a student anymore!!!


  • At 3:51 PM, Blogger Shafik said…

    Don't hate on hijabiphiles and you left uni?


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