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Thursday, January 19, 2006

Fat White Women

Picture the scene, you're walking down some obscure poorly lit ally minding your own business, listening to some kick ass tunes on your ipod, nobodies bothering you. It's just you and that city air.

You use time like this contemplate, think, despite all the hustle of the city you're calm, and it's when you're in this state that some of your most ingenius ideas are conjured.

Then you notice something, there's some fat ass chick in front of you, sometimes with a kebab in hand sometimes not. This is the type of girl that listens and takes heed of all those police warnings on date rapes etc but doesn't really effect her.

You walk, she walks faster, occasionally looking back to check if you're staring at her. I mean what does she expect, that I ignore her. At this point I usually change direction to avoid any trouble. Stupid fat hoe.

But from what i've heard from a mate sometimes these chicks start running aswell, it happened to him.

So what's with these fat chicks thinking guys like my mate and I are going to rape them, is it our ethnicity, stupid fat racist, does she think we have no standards, why'd I want some fat hoe anyway.

2 Comments:

  • At 12:09 AM, Blogger zzze said…

    Assalamu alaykum

    The hell. Shafik.just.

    come up with a better theory dude. seriously.

     
  • At 9:03 AM, Blogger worldifuuled said…

    maybe she's been raped before?

     

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