Ramadhan Mubarak

Asalam' Alaykum

As usual amongst Muslims there is controversy on when Ramadhan started, which means I have to start a day earlier than family which sucks real bad.

I have to make this real quick, but for the next month I will be somewhat more pious than my usual self, Expect the following;

*No more swearing

*No more mocking fat chicks/ugly chicks/ Indians/ Hindus/Jews, Pakistani medical students and tools.

* I will probably be nicer to random people.

*I probably won't shave for weeks at a time, which is not unique to Ramadhan. I got one of those electric mach 3s for my birthday and that thing* cut me up like 3 times. (* I didn't swear)

* No more dirty jokes/talk/language....... :(

* Other stuff I can't mention cos im in a hurry.

All the things apply to the internet aswell.

Inshallah to all of the above.

ps: make dua for my grandparents who are going umrah this Ramadhan. They've been for like 9 years running now, inshallah this will not be the last.