Sheesha

What's the deal with sheesha? It's become the number one fad amongst impressionable sheeple. Once you'd see only old Egyptian men in some Michael Pailin documentary smoking it. Now everyones doing it.

Why?

Does it make you look sophisticated?

Is it cool cos its what Muslims do instead of alcohol?

Is it cos its from Arabia and it's all mystical innit?

The people who enjoys this crap never cease to amaze me with their stupidity; I love the way they try convincing you it's healthy.

Tool: Try it bro, It's just water vapour.

Yes but you see that brown shit they put in it......

That's tobacco, you know the stuff that causes lung cancer, impotency, heart disease.

Jeez what retards.

Then you get those who try to lure you with it's exotic flavours, all sorts of oriental combinations: Cherry and mint, Coke and grape, Lychee and coffee etc.

Most of the time you can't even tell the difference between the flavours, yet there's always someone who acts like the expert, the go to man, the man who knows when the coal runs out. He's the Big Shit- You know why? Cos he can smoke a big pipe.

Seriously if you want coke flavour buy a can of coke. It tastes nice and probably won't do you as much harm as sheesha.

I've done sheesha twice in my whole life; The first occasion was cos I wanted to see what all the hype was about. The second was cos the girl at sheesha cafe the first time I went was hot and any excuse really.

She looked pretty young.

I'm treading dangerous waters here.