The chicks here are so much hotter than in Manchester, wayyyy hotter, I took living here for granted :(.
When you're in Manchester your standards of hotness actually lower. It's like in prison when there's no women around you turn gay. In Manchester you have to think about whether a girl is hot or not, that's not a good sign, if you have to think about a girls hotness level she's probably not.
My awesome uncle is here, he's all things to all men. He's built like a rock and pulls ladies like magnets pull......erm.... oppositely charged metals.
Some guys came to give daawah to my house, they were nice like all missionaries, but there's never a nice way of telling them you're not interested.
