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Liberate the Sheep or eat Mutton.

Sunday, August 27, 2006

40 Year Old Virign.

I watched 40 year old virgin, hillarious, less so when you're half way there, better than 75% there or doing ugly chicks. Why do guys commit zina with ugly chicks? Why do guys marry ugly chicks? Why can't those hoes in rap star videos become muslim and chaste and get treatment for their chlamydia.

Alas the world is not perfect.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Patent Pending

Asalam alaykum wa rahmatullahi wa barakahtuh


The following words were invented by me;


From the Arabic root ha-ja-ba ( to cover a hot womans head) and the greek phille (lover). Meaning one who loves hijab clad women.

I'm not really a hijabiphile but that perve in the isoc he's a hijabiphile for sure.

I lied I am a hijabiphile.

He used to drink and party but once he left university the hypocritical bastard became 'religous' now he's a hijabiphile.


From the Latin Pussimos (One who lacks balls hence resembles a female) and the Arabic Muslim (One who submits). Meaning a person atleast superficially a Muslim who lacks the will and/or courage to speak or act out against injustices.

That loser won't stop calling me, how do I tell the Puslim I'm not interested.

Ahmed learnt through observation and experience that Puslims get the hot chicks.

I'm going to shoot up this joint and shoot every Puslim I see. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...MUHAHAHAHAHA.

Let it be known that as of 3.31 am BST on 13/08/2006 I am the sole owner of the patent to the aforementioned terms.

If I achieve nothing else in life let these 2 words be my sole legacy.

In the event of my demise my nearest kin will own the aforementioned patent.

As a charitable Muslim I herebye give consent for the aforementioned terms to be used in the public domain with out prior consent provided claims conflicting with this document are not made.

Asalam Alaykum.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Where are all the hot chicks?

Answer: They're in rap stars videos, every video theres like a hundred hot rap hoes, and theres like a thousand videos each year and none of the hoes are ever the same, 100x 1000= 100,000. That accounts for all hot women in America.

Monday, August 07, 2006

George Galloway...Serious Pwnage Amazing pwnage by everybodies favourite non-muslim.

Muslims watch and learn.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006


Found this on Islamica. Posted by Picasa