MY L33t blog

Liberate the Sheep or eat Mutton.

Friday, June 30, 2006

Last Day In Malaysia

Tomorrow I leave for Phuket, Thailand. I return to Malaysia on the 18th of July and thats only for 3 days (at a five star though :D). Going to miss this country, the people, the halal mcdonalds.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Live From Penang

Must make efficient use of remaining time at internet cafe;

Heros; Warren Buffet, Ronaldo.

Zeros; Israeli army.

Love: Malaysia, Islam, Muslims, Malaysans.

Hate: Tourists, Fundementalists.

Arite peace out. Much love.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Live from Kuala Lumpur


Friday, June 16, 2006


The chicks here are so much hotter than in Manchester, wayyyy hotter, I took living here for granted :(.

When you're in Manchester your standards of hotness actually lower. It's like in prison when there's no women around you turn gay. In Manchester you have to think about whether a girl is hot or not, that's not a good sign, if you have to think about a girls hotness level she's probably not.

My awesome uncle is here, he's all things to all men. He's built like a rock and pulls ladies like magnets pull......erm.... oppositely charged metals.

Some guys came to give daawah to my house, they were nice like all missionaries, but there's never a nice way of telling them you're not interested.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Important Update

I haven't updated in a long time, been busy, hoes need feeding, bills need paying etc etc.

If you can't resist your primal urge to not do as your told; don't click here.